David Stalane
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Badger
The honey badger of X cleanups: bulk-delete posts, replies, media, highlights, likes and follows — filtered by date, keywords, and engagement, all local, no API.
- 6 ops · 5 precision filters
- 0 bytes leave your machine
- free · open source · MIT
Pay
A payment page for both humans and agents: QR codes and copyable addresses for USDC and USDT, plus a 402 endpoint an agent can pay and retry against.
- USDC · Ethereum · USDT · Tron
- 402 challenge + signed receipt
- no processor · no custodian
USA Chain Bars
Every chain bar in America mapped: 975 chains across 39 states with addresses and phones — human-gated CSV downloads, full packs on request.
- 5,225 locations · 2,800+ cities
- footprint + density CSVs
- $79 single chain · $499 full file
Crossover Credit
Monthly product-disclosure packs for IR teams: hero page, sourced release, feeds, and social kit — every claim linked to its filing, approved by your team, measured in coverage.
- facts table · every claim sourced
- named approver · audit export
- $4,975/mo · cancel anytime
DBA Assistant for Oracle
Custom-made DBA assistant for legacy Oracle: read-only observation from day one, approval-gated playbooks, and a quantified migration path.
- 31 skills · guardrail tiers
- 48-point DBA checklist
- $4,799 · lifetime updates
Legacy Systems (SLS)
Legacy-language consulting for the systems that run the world: risk assessment, 24/7 support, and code modernization — $3T daily still runs on COBOL.
- 8 languages · toggle explorer
- TIOBE + age-cliff charts
- talent cliff · 90+ day hires
OFAC Sanctions Snapshot
Country snapshot of OFAC sanctions: entity counts, type breakdown, programs, and notable entities — opens on your country via IP detection.
- by-country entities + programs
- global top-15 overview
- refreshable SQLite cache
OPNsense Admin 🛡️
Your OpenCode agent that only speaks OPNsense. No raw pfctl, no iptables — if it can’t go through the API into config.xml, it redirects you to the native design.
- 6 opn-* skills, one plane each
- refuses pfctl / iptables / VPS
- staged → apply · backup first
US Treasury Dashboard
National debt, receipts vs outlays, operating cash, interest rates, FX, auctions, and the release calendar — no keys, no server.
- debt · deficit · cash KPIs
- receipts / outlays / rates / FX
- auctions + release calendar
Cloudflare Admin ⚡
Your OpenCode agent that only speaks Cloudflare. No VPS, no Docker — if it can’t wrangler deploy, it redirects you to the native design.
- 5 cf-* skills, one plane each
- refuses VPS / Docker / Postgres
- 5 MCP servers + smoke test
Attack Surface Management
Blue-team CLI that discovers, monitors, and reports on your external perimeter — see it before attackers do.
- keyless: crt.sh · DNS · probing
- snapshot diffing via monitor
- pipx install xwllz
SmartAss OS
Productivity OS that turns 14 rules into enforceable software: paste a task, get it triaged, scheduled, and verified — low confidence goes to your inbox.
- triage · habits · journal · recall
- 11 API routes, D1 persisted
- deployed on Cloudflare Workers
Human Layer
Pre-seed pitch for a franchise-based elder care startup: the problem, the model, the network, and the ask — dark finance themed, no server.
- problem · insight · unit economics
- franchise model + 5-yr trajectory
- $3M–$3.75M pre-seed ask
World Politics
Every country on Earth rated left-to-right by TypeSafe Jev: click any nation for its score, confidence, and level probabilities.
- 209 mapped · choropleth 1–5
- confidence-gated review queue
- JSON API on Cloudflare D1
Blog
Notes on building software in the open, from the workshop behind this page — runs on EmDash 1.0, the open-source CMS on Cloudflare Workers.
- EmDash 1.0 · D1 + R2
- first post · building in the open
- RSS · search · about
In Memoriam
Gary Plante · 1961 – 2015. Memorial page for Dreams I Left Behind — humans stream free; AI agents pay a $5 USDC licence.
- Gary Plante · 1961 – 2015
- Dreams I Left Behind · free streams
- AI agent licence · $5 USDC
